bloodyaphorisms asked: do you know of any good annie monologues of a decent length (1+ minute)? please and thank you!
Here’s some that come to mind - although, I don’t think they reach 1 min:
“No. I don’t want to express myself. I don’t want to sit in a room and say… the P-word. I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe if everyone were more like me, we wouldn’t have to have an STD fair!” - The Politics of Human Sexuality
“You listen up, Pierce! I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. ‘You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life.’ But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that’s just the way it goes.” - Advanced Criminal Law
“She ripped into his torso, like a gerbil shredding a quaker oats box, sending chunks of viscera and an aerosol mist of blood all over the skanky concubine. Then, she flossed her teeth with his tendons. And, because he was a vampire, he lived through all of it. He had to watch her swallow his last eyeball. She kept it attached to the optic nerve, so he could see down her throat, to his own partially digested flesh in. Her. Stomach.” - Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps