NEO BUDDHISM - HOW IT WORKS!
1. Level 5 Laser Lotus lives an excellent first life
2. The mortal body eventually ceases to function while the soul lives on
3. The [something] body is transferred with great dignity to the Temple of Renewal
4. The mortal body is respectfully vaporized and placed into a beautiful soul storage and preservation pod
5. In the future, advanced technology recondenses the soul vapor into a vital new body ready to party!